Looks like Trump got elected to a second term.
How to become rich slowly: open a brokerage account with Schwab. Whenever you have savings add it to the account. Keep nearly 100% of the account in QQQ (buy QQQ with the money and keep it there). QQQ is an "index fund", an average of lots of stocks, kind of a tech-heavy one. It won't drop to zero because it's an average of lots of big companies. Pay no attention to the market going up and down. Try not to withdraw at all, but withdrawing up to 4% per year is allowed (multiply total by 0.04). QQQ grows about 9% a year on average (sometimes up 40%, sometimes down 40%, but on average 9% up). Inflation is 2%, so that's 9-2=7% increase in worth per year. That means it takes about 10 years to double in worth, and about 34 years to go up 10x in worth. Cash meanwhile grows at 0%, which is actually -2% if you account for inflation. Learn to think of QQQ as cash, and cash as a bad investment.
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