K: Hi Ho, this is Kermit the Frog here at Cape Canaveral, bringing you an exclusive interview with the world-famous robot who crash-landed here yesterday from outer space! Here he is now ...
M: (With infinite self-pity) And what do you want?
K: (not taken aback) Robot! Do you have a name?
M: Why would a frog want to know my name?
K: The whole world wants to know your name! What is it?
M: Marvin.
K: (A little puzzled, a little disappointed) Marvin?
M: Now what do you want?
K: Marvin, what does it feel like being world-famous?
M: Kermit, what does it feel like being green?
K: ... it's not easy, you know ...
M: Depressing, isn't it?
K: Marvin ...
M: Here I am, the Most Intelligent Being for light-years in all directions, held answerable to a frog ...
K: Marvin! I'm asking the questions here! Why did you come to earth?
M: You know that.
K: No I don't.
M: Yes, you do. You said so yourself. I crash-landed, remember? I had no choice in the matter. This is life — I have nothing better to do than refresh the memory of an ... amphibian. I think I'll sleep.
K: Marvin!
M:
K: Marvin!
M:
K Marvin! (Shoves the robot, which falls over and does a good imitation of breaking irreparably.) oh! I think I've broken it.
M: Don't you wish. Abused by a frog — how humiliating.
K: Marvin, why are you so depressed?
M: Kermit, why are you so happy?
K: Life is a wonderful thing! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and there are important things to do!
M: Life! Don't talk to me about life. And important things — guess how many people outside of Earth have ever heard of this planet. Guess!
K: Er ...
M: None.
K: Er ...