"Pearls Before Swine" on July 10 2021 pointed out January, February, Sepetember, October, November, December are too distinctive fit into stupid dad jokes. This is a disservice to dads everywhere, and the English-speaking world at large.
This could be corrected by borrowing better month names from nearby languages. For example:
Perhaps there are better names than those. But anything's better than "December". Heck, December seems to mean "the tenth month" in Latin, and it's actually the twelfth month. The current situation is as bad as if we had named the letters of the alphabet "thethirdletter" for a, "thefourthletter" for b, and so on. And, instead of naming July and August "Quintember" and "Sextember", they named them after respected Roman emperors.